But wait, There's more!

       Scenario:

Your home, it's late [like we're talking 1, 2 in the morning], you're watching TV cuz there's nothing to do and you don't want to go to bed, What are you watching?
Answer: Nick At Night?

False!

[we can talk about Bill Cosby another day] 

Try again.

Answer: The History Channel, showing something about German aircraft in WWII 

Incorrect.

[the Luftwaffe is interesting and all, but only long enough to fall asleep]

Make another guess, I dare you. I can personally guarantee it will be wrong.

Answer: The Deadliest Catch
Wro-... actually normally that would be the right answer. I love that show!

[Go Time Bandit!:D] 

That is a good answer but it doesn't lead us to what I'm getting at.

The answer I was attempting to lead you towards is:

Infomercials! 

      What infomercials come to mind when you think of them? For me, The Magic Bullet. The Bow Flex. The Shake Weight. The Slap Chop. THE SNUGGIE! The Showtime Rotisserie Cooker [Set it, and forget it!!!]. But we cant forget the greatest of them all: Oxi-Clean!

     When legendary Pitch Man Billy Mayes pushes a product everyone buys it! how could you resist? With a catchphrase like "Billy Mayes here...", a beard more iconic than the Eiffel Tower, and a voice that could make a megaphone go deaf, there's nothing that man couldn't sell. So naturally when 'ol Billy started commercials for Oxi-Clean, sales went through the roof! Billy only sold good products. Oxi-Clean worked! It could get out anything out of clothes. If you accidentally spilled something or made a mistake and ruined a shirt, Oxi-Clean is sure to restore it to the way it was. Just follow the directions provided and with a little effort you can be lookin' like three easy payments of $19.99! Then as I thought of what exactly Oxy-Clean does to clothing, it reminded me of a similar cleansing Jesus Christ provides for us. 

   " Are you tired of feeling guilt and remorse? Do you feel weighed down by the consequences of sin? Are you looking for lasting happiness? 

Well look no further! 

Introducing: The Atonement of Jesus Christ. Because Jesus Christ loves us, 2000 years ago he provided a way for us to be relieved of those unhappy feelings that come when we break God's commandments and gain salvation. But that's not all, He also made it possible to live with Him and His Father in Heaven after we die. But how do we obtain this amazing gift? With just 5 easy payments of Faith, Repentance, Baptism, Receiving the Holy Ghost, and Enduring Till the End, salvation, too, can be yours! But wait, there's more! As his free gift to you all mankind will be reunited with their perfected immortal body after we die! Don't wait, apply The Atonement to your life today!" 

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